Subjunctive KoL: RecipeList

See also Ohayou's food effects for a list based on many, many more statistics and has snazzy sortable features. Or if you're the type who likes to play around with spreadsheets, check out this spreadsheet helpfully created by Tritonair.

Fullness: Every day, you may eat food with a total of up to 15 fullness value. You cannot eat anything which would put you over the 15 limit (unlike drinking). Note that fullness is never displayed, either when you eat the item or in your current status, so you'll have to pay attention yourself.

Methodology: Every item here has been tested by eating it at least (and, in most cases, exactly) five times. I figure that this will give a pretty representative sample, but (especially for food with a wide range of possibilities) may not cover the entire range of possibilities. If you notice something outside the ranges listed here (and it's not a stat day), let me know and I'll check it out and try to update it.

Note that the hippy herbal tea, ent cider, glass of goat's milk, and Jumbo Dr. Lucifer are "beverages"; while they are drunk, they behave like food, not drinks (that is, they give you fullness points rather than drunkenness points), which is why they're here. Dyspepsi-Cola and Mountain Stream soda, on the other hand, though they appear in the food/drink section, are neither beverage nor food; they're ordinary combat/usable items which don't give you any fullness at all.

Probably the most popular food in the game currently is the chow mein. Pickles are very good, but are expensive due to the rare appearances of the Spectral Pickle Factory. Insanely spicy burritos (either kind) are also a popular choice. Hell ramen used to be the most popular food, but has declined somewhat due to the availability of newer food. Some people also like Key Lime Pies.

Exploded foods: Like bartenders-in-the-box, chefs-in-the-box now occasionally explode after making a large amount of food. When this happens, you get some random foods, including some foods that cannot be made normally.

Note: All items in this table have been updated since Jick last publicly announced that he was changing the food values (on 8/18/04). It is possible that Jick has changed things without announcing, in which case there might be inaccuracies. If you find one, let me know.

All of these recipes should be performed by cooking (duh).

Key: A = adventures, Mu = muscle sub-points, My = mysticality sub-points, Mo = moxie sub-points, F = fullness

A useful combination:

• secret blend of herbs and spices = herbs + spices (not directly edible)

Basic food & raw ingredients:

• abominable snowcone = 2-4 A, 5-15 Mu, 7-14 My, 6-12 Mo, 2 F
• bowl of cottage cheese = 2 A, 2 F
• bowl of lucky charms = 1-2 A, 6-9 My, 1/2 chance of getting a leprechaun hatchling [*], 1 F
• carob chunks = 1-2 A, 1 F
• catsup = 1 A, 1 F
• cherry = 1-2 A, 1 F
• cocoa eggshell fragment = 1-2 A, 1 F
• cranberries = 1 A, 1 F (2-4 A, 1 F on the Feast of Boris)
• Elfin shortbread = 4-9 A, 4-6 Mu, 4-5 My, 4-6 Mo, 3 F
• ghuol egg = 1 A, lose 3 Mu, 1 F
• ghuol guolash = 3-4 A, -(10-20) Mu, -(10-20) My, -(10-18) Mo, 3 F
• glass of goat's milk = 1 A, 1 F
• goat cheese = 2-3 A, 2 F
• grapefruit = 1 A, 1 F
• gr8ps = 1 A, 1 F
• grapes = 1 A, 1 F
• hot buttered roll = 1 A, 1 F
• hot wing = 1-2 A, 2-3 My, 1 F
• jumbo olive = 1-3 A, 2-5 Mo, 1 F
• ketchup = 1 A, 1 F
• Knob mushroom = 2-3 A, 2 F
• Knob sausage = 2-3 A, 2 F
• Knoll mushroom = 2-3 A, 2 F
• large cocoa eggshell fragment = 2-4 A, 2 F
• lemon = 1 A, 1 F
• lime = 1-3 A, 1 F
• mind flayer corpse = 5 A, 21-25 My, 5 F
• mugcake = 1 A, 1 F
• olive = 1 A, 1 F
• orange = 1 A, 1 F
• papaya = 1-2 A, 1 F
• piece of wedding cake = 2-4 A, 2 F
• purple pixel pie = 3-6 A, 3-4 Mu, 3-4 My, 3-4 Mo, 3 F
• royal jelly = 1 A, 10-15 Mu, 1 F
• Spam Witch sammich = 2-3 A, 4-5 My, 2 F
• spooky mushroom = 2-3 A, 2 F
• stalk of asparagus = 1 A, 1-3 My, 1 F
• strawberry = 1 A, 1 F
• t8r tots = 1-2 A, 1 F
• toast = 1 A, 1 F
• tomato = 1 A, 1 F
• Trollhouse cookies = 2-3 A, 2 F
• urinal cake = 2 A, 2 F
• White Castle burger = 2-4 A, 2 F
• White Castle fries = 2-4 A, 2 F
• white chocolate chips = 1-2 A, 1 F

Evil food:

• Lord of the Flies-sized Fries = 4 A, 15-20 My, -(15-20) Mo, 3 F
• Brimstone Chicken Sandwich = 3-4 A, -(15-19) Mu, 16-19 Mo, 3 F
• Double Bacon Beelzeburger = 3-5 A, 18-19 Mu, -(15-20) My, 3 F
• Jumbo Dr. Lucifer = 1 A, reduces your HP to 1, +95-104 MP, 1 F

Exploded food:

• carob-chunk noodles = 3-8 A, 3 F
• chorizo brownies = 3-9 A, 3 F
• white chocolate and tomato pizza = 3-9 A, 3 F

Mexican food:

• bean burrito = bean + flat dough = 3-7 A, 11-14 Mu, 3 F
• chorizo taco = uncooked chorizo + taco shell = 1-3 A, 3-5 Mu, 1 F
• enchanted bean burrito = enchanted bean + flat dough = 3-7 A, 14-16 My, 3 F
• insanely spicy bean burrito = jabañero pepper + spicy bean burrito = 10-12 A, 28-32 Mu, 3 F
• insanely spicy enchanted bean burrito = jabañero pepper + spicy enchanted bean burrito = 9-13 A, 31-35 My, 3 F, Chronic Indigestion skill
• insanely spicy jumping bean burrito = jabañero pepper + spicy jumping bean burrito = 9-12 A, 27-30 Mo, 3 F
• jumping bean burrito = jumping bean + flat dough = 4-8 A, 10-12 Mox
• papaya taco = papaya + taco shell = 1-3 A, 1-4 Mu, 1-4 Mo, 1 F
• spicy bean burrito = spices + bean burrito = 6-10 A, 20-24 Mu, 3 F
• spicy enchanted bean burrito = spices + enchanted bean burrito = 8-12 A, 23-26 My, 3 F
• spicy jumping bean burrito = spices + jumping bean burrito = 8-10 A, 22-24 Mo, 3 F
• uncooked chorizo = 1-2 A, lose 5 Mu, 1 F

Skewered food:

• bat wing kabob = bat wing + skewer = 3-5 A, 7-8 My, 2 F
• ghuol-ear kabob = ghuol ear + skewer = 2-5 A, 2 F
• Knob shroomkabob = Knob mushroom + skewer = 3-5 A, 6-8 My, 2 F
• Knoll shroomkabob = Knoll mushroom + skewer = 2-5 A, 6-11 Mu, 2 F
• rat appendix-kabob = rat appendix + skewer = 2-5 A, 7-8 Mo, 2 F
• skewered cat appendix = cat appendix + skewer = 2-4 A, 13-17 Mu, 2 F
• spooky shroomkabob = spooky mushroom + skewer = 3-4 A, 6-9 Mo, 2 F

Special sauces (sauceror only):

• fancy schmancy cheese sauce = goat cheese + scrumptious reagent (not directly edible)
• Hell broth = hellion cube + scrumptious reagent = 8-12 A, -(5-9) Mu, -(8-10) Mo, 4 F
• Himalayan Hidalgo sauce = Knob mushroom + scrumptious reagent (not directly edible)
• sauce of the ages = Knob sausage + scrumptious reagent (not directly edible)

Pasta (pastamancer only):

• boring spaghetti = tomato + dry noodles = 5-11 A, 6-8 Mu, 6-8 My, 6-8 Mo, 3 F
• delicious noodles = herbs + dry noodles = 5-12 A, 19-23 Mo, 3 F
• delicious spicy noodles = secret blend of herbs and spices + dry noodles = 9-12 A, 29-32 My, 3 F
• fettucini Inconnu = fancy schmancy cheese sauce + dry noodles = 22-26 A, 47-52 Mo, 6 F
• gnocchetti di Nietzsche = Himalayan Hidalgo sauce + dry noodles = 22-29 A, 47-52 My, 6 F
• Hell ramen = hell broth + dry noodles = 23-28 A, 25-28 Mu, 24-27 My, 25-28 Mo, 20-23 Meat, 6 F
• painful penne pasta = jabañero pepper + dry noodles = 6-11 A, -(20-25) HP, 15-19 Mu, 3 F
• pr0n m4nic0tti = pr0n legs + dry noodles = 10-13 A, 28-31 Mo, 4 F
• ravioli della hippy = wad of tofu + dry noodles = 6-12 A, 19-22 My, 3 F
• spaghetti with Skullheads = sauce of the ages + dry noodles = 21-27 A, 47-52 Mu, 6 F
• spicy noodles = spices + dry noodles = 6-12 A, 3 F

Stir-fries:

• asparagus stir-fry = stalk of asparagus + secret blend of herbs and spices = 1-5 A, 3-5 Mu, 2-5 My, 1 F
• bat wing stir-fry = bat wing + Knob stir-fry = 7-13 A, 27-30 My, 3 F
• Knob stir-fry = Knob mushroom + secret blend of herbs and spices = 2-7 A, 16-18 My, 2 F
• Knob sausage stir-fry = Knob sausage + Knoll stir-fry = 7-12 A, 27-30 Mu, 3 F
• Knoll stir-fry = Knoll mushroom + secret blend of herbs and spices = 3-10 A, 14-18 Mu, 2 F
• olive stir-fry = olive + secret blend of herbs and spices = 1-4 A, 3-5 Mu, 3-4 Mo, 1 F
• pr0n stir-fry = pr0n legs + olive stir-fry = 5-9 A, 7-11 Mu, 8-12 Mo, 2 F
• rat appendix stir-fry = rat appendix + spooky stir-fry = 7-13 A, 27-30 Mo, 3 F
• spooky stir-fry = spooky mushroom + secret blend of herbs and spices = 2-7 A, 15-18 Mo, 2 F
• tofu stir-fry = wad of tofu + asparagus stir-fry = 1-5 A, 4-5 Mu, 4-6 My, 1 F

Chow mein (pastamancer only):

• bat wing chow mein = bat wing stir-fry + dry noodles = 21-27 A, 70-75 My, 5 F
• Knob sausage chow mein = Knob sausage stir-fry + dry noodles = 21-28 A, 72-76 Mu, 5 F
• pr0n chow mein = pr0n stir-fry + dry noodles = 19-23 A, 22-26 Mu, 21-25 Mo, 4 F
• rat appendix chow mein = rat appendix stir-fry + dry noodles = 23-28 A, 71-75 Mo, 5 F
• tofu chow mein = tofu stir-fry + dry noodles = 11-17 A, 18-22 Mu, 20-25 My, 3 F

Pizzas:

• goat cheese pizza = goat cheese + plain pizza = 5-9 A, 15-18 Mo, 3 F
• mushroom pizza = Knob mushroom + plain pizza = 5-10 A, 15-18 My, 3 F
• plain pizza = flat dough or wad of dough + tomato = 2-4 A, 2 F
• sausage pizza = Knob sausage + plain pizza = 5-10 A, 15-18 Mu, 3 F

Baked goods:

• Boris's key lime = Boris's key + lime (not directly edible)
• Boris's key lime pie = Boris's key lime + pie crust = 13-19 A, 30-33 Mu, 4 F
• flower petal pie = pretty flower + pie crust = 4-9 A, 3 Flower Power effect, 3 F
• ghuol egg quiche = ghuol egg + pie crust = 3-9 A, 3 F
• Jarlsberg's key lime = Jarlsberg's key + lime (not directly edible)
• Jarlsberg's key lime pie = Jarlsberg's key lime + pie crust = 14-19 A, 28-32 My, 4 F
• lihc eye pie = lihc eye + pie crust = 6-11 A, 11-12 My, 5 Eye of the Lihc effect, 4 F
• pie crust = Gnollish pie tin + wad of dough (not directly edible)
• Sneaky Pete's key lime = Sneaky Pete's key + lime (not directly edible)
• Sneaky Pete's key lime pie = Sneaky Pete's key lime + pie crust = 13-18 A, 28-30 Mo, 4 F
• white chocolate chip cookies = white chocolate chips + wad of dough = 2-5 A, 6-8 My, 2 F

Hippy food:

• carob brownies = carob chunks + Uncle Jick's brownie mix = 2-4 A, 2 F
• carob-chunk cookies = carob chunks + wad of dough = 2-5 A, 6-9 My, 2 F
• guano coffee cup = "use" bat guano (not directly edible)
• herb brownies = herbs + Uncle Jick's Brownie Mix = 2-5 A, 8-9 Mo, 5 Confused effect, 2 F
• hippy herbal tea = guano coffee cup + herbs = 2-3 A, 4-7 My, 5 Sleepy effect, 1 F
• tofu casserole = Gnollish casserole dish + wad of tofu = 4-7 A, 3 F

Pickle-making:

• ghost cucumber = 2-6 A, 5-15 Mu, 5-15 My, 5-15 Mo, 2 F
• briny vinegar = brine + vinegar (not directly edible)
• ghostly pickling solution = briny vinegar + dill (not directly edible)
• spectral pickle = ghostly pickling solution + ghost cucumber = 22-25 A, 25-34 Mu, 26-34 My, 26-34 Mo, 4 F

Other recipes:

• bat haggis = batgut + spices = 4-6 A, 10-12 Mu, 2 F
• Lucky Surprise Egg = ten-leaf clover + cocoa egg = 1 A, 1 F, tiny plastic figurine
• menudo = cat intestine + spices = 4-7 A, 11 My, 2 F
• pr0n cocktail = pr0n legs + ketchup or catsup = 2-5 A, 3-4 Mu, 3-4 My, 3-4 Mo, 2 F
• rat scrapple = ratgut + spices = 2-5 A, 10-12 Mo, 2 F
• stuffed spooky mushroom = spooky mushroom + goat cheese = 4-7 A, 12-15 Mo, 3 F

Potions (see EffectsList for effects of these) (Saucerors only):

• alarming strawberry juice = strawberry + scrumptious reagent = 5 Strawberry Alarm effect (muscle and mysticality = moxie)
• arse-a'fire elixir = jabañero pepper + scrumptious reagent = 5 Arse-a'fire effect (+200% muscle)
• cosmic lemonade = lemon + scrumptious reagent = 5 Lemon Enlightenment effect (+100% mysticality)
• dill potion = dill + scrumptious reagent = 5 Dill-Tastic effect (+15 all stats)
• drab potion = olive + scrumptious reagent = 5 Olive Drabness effect (muscle = mysticality)
• equilibrium juice = lime + scrumptious reagent = 5 Equilibrium effect (muscle and moxie = mysticality)
• grapefruit juice of powerful power = grapefruit + scrumptious reagent = 5 Grapefruit Power effect (+50% all stats)
• orangish aphrodisiac = orange + scrumptious reagent = 5 Orange Appeal effect (+100% moxie)
• maraschino moxiosity potion = cherry + scrumptious reagent = 5 Maraschino Moxiosity (+100% moxie)
• papotion of papower = papaya + scrumptious reagent = 5 Papowerful! effect (+100% mysticality)
• potion of chalky equality = cranberries + scrumptious reagent = 5 Chalky Equality effect (mysticality and moxie = muscle)
• potion of temporary gr8tness = gr8ps + scrumptious reagent = 5 Gr8tness effect (+100% all stats)
• tomato smoothie = tomato + scrumptious reagent = 5 Tomato Smoothness effect (moxie = mysticality)
• wrath serum = grapes + scrumptious reagent = 5 The Wrath of Grapes effect (+100% muscle)

Event food (available only on special occasions):

• candy cane = 1-5 A, 12-19 Mu, 10-15 My, 12-16 Mo, 1 F
• dwarf bread = 4 A, -(11-12) HP, 5 Dwarven Hardiness effect, 3 F
• fruitcake = 3-5 A, 15-19 Mu, 15-20 My, 15-19 Mo, 3 F
• gingerbread bugbear = 1-5 A, 10-14 Mu, 11-19 My, 11-20 Mo, 1 F

Food no longer available (see UnavailableItems for details):

• can of Red Minotaur
• Children's Meal of the Damned
• Ent cider = 2-5 A, 31-43 Mo, 2 F

[*] Based on 27 successes out of 60 tries. What will show on webpage